It was an unintended cross-species kiss to a girl I find more than a little troubling and occasionally in the realm of bothersome, while I was (and remain) completely and wholly unsure of my feelings on an entire plethora of matters that are all relevant to the situation at hand.

And I don't even know if she's gay or a lesbian. So I think I am well within my rights to consider this a deal approaching the "big" end of the spectrum.

But I will want to hear those stories at a later date regardless.