Guess you're used to Karkat's whining raving sarcasm; it is pretty much the ungainly useless hammer of sarcasm compared to my ninja-like application.

Yeah, who knows. I never know what the hell's gonna come out of her mouth. Besides her tongue, jegus, it's like a wild animal and her mouth is a poor-man's cage, it just keeps escaping and running loose all over the neighborhood and before you know it someone's calling animal control to come put her down.