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>Kanaya: Confront Gelatinous Menace
*Truth be told, you do not CONFRONT anything.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
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...I didn't know that little purrbeasts had an affinity for tiny bepitted fruit.
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[Those were some terribly big words. He stares at her, upsidedown and blinking in confusion, his little brain trying to squeeze some sense out of what she had said.]
Affinytee? No! It's yummy-yummy! I like ALL red things. Cuz I'm Nyanpire.
[...not that he makes that much more sense, in return.]
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Still, I think you might get along with a friend of mine. She is particularly fond of red as well.
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[He wiggles and wriggles to try and work his way free of his little tunnel, to no success. It does make the goo around them jiggle and wobble, though.]
Oooooooh, pretty....
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I had no idea purrbeasts could also be rainbow drinkers. That's actually kind of... endearing.
--let me assist you. *And she's reaching up as best as she can to grab him and help pull him free.*
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Nyaahaha! Thank you...
...I don't drink rainbows! I drink BLOOD! Yummy-yummy red blood!
[This would normally be fuzzy-kitten-snuggle-time, but he's pretty sticky. And not very fuzzy. He's more matted and cherry-scented than anything.]
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Where I come from, blood comes in all colors, not just red. In fact, the red blood you're fond of is so rare it might not even exist. Ergo, we refer to your "vampires" as "rainbow drinkers," as they consume all the manifold hues of the spectrum.
...you are very sticky right now. And I thought I had problems with it in my hair.
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Blood comes in all colors? Like... green? And blue? And yellow?
I wanna taste 'em all! I wanna know if they're tasty-tasty!
[...okay, he does squirm a little, to try and start grooming himself when she mentions the stickiness. He licks his paw and brings it over his ear and licks his paw and brings it over his ear again....]
My favorite is still red! Red things are yummy-yummy. But NOTHING is better than blood, nyaa!
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I would recommend against doing that, little purrbeast. You are still in the gelatinous prison. You will become sticky again.
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Then he stops, and gives a tiny sigh.]
...actually I'm not a vampire right now. I don't have my fangs and wings and cross and blood doesn't taste yummy-yummy...
-[He licks his paw again, then considers what she had to say. Yeah... this wasn't going to improve things much. He wipes at his ear lamely.]
What's your nyame? You're a rainbow drinker? You're a vampire?
[Oooh, he likes other vampires...]
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Can I stay here with you, Kanaya? For nyow? I've had so much red jelly...
[He burps.]
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You are welcome to stay with me as long as you like, but I intend to try and enact a daring escape plan at some point.
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[The sticky little purrbeast settles himself down upon her.]
I'll help! Once I'm not so full, nyaa....
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*She'll just try. Swimming through it now.*
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Sticky-sticky...
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