chastesaw: (This Fills Me With Displeasure)
grimAuxiliatrix ♍ Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] chastesaw) wrote2011-10-26 01:44 pm
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>Kanaya: Confront Gelatinous Menace

*Truth be told, you do not CONFRONT anything.

In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.

After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.

Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.

The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*


Well.

This is unexpected.

And extremely adhesive.

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god my hair is ruined!

[What does cherry-flavored space jelly do to blue Kool-aid hair dye? SHE DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.]

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-10-27 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I have to cut it? I can't cut it! I just finally got it to the perfect length! It looks AWFUL when it's short!

Why is everyone else so calm about this? This stuff is going to stain! It might never come out! And they didn't have Oxyclean in the fifties!

[identity profile] a-crazygirl.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
You see? You get it! It takes time to look good! And only a moment for some alien blob from space to ruin it all! This is horrifying.