chastesaw: (This Fills Me With Displeasure)
grimAuxiliatrix ♍ Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] chastesaw) wrote2011-10-26 01:44 pm
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>Kanaya: Confront Gelatinous Menace

*Truth be told, you do not CONFRONT anything.

In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.

After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.

Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.

The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*


Well.

This is unexpected.

And extremely adhesive.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's what makes us all special snowflakes of lies and bitterness. Except John and Jade, you can pretty much take everything they say at face value. [Unless John's pranking you but whoops not Dave's problem, might as well set some up for Egbert to knock 'em down]

The only thing escaping from anyone's control is Terezi's tongue it probably has a mind of its own and tells her what to do half the time.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Damn, so she lied to me when she said she can't help it.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right it is, hell I can not even blame her I am just that fabulous even in bird form who wouldn't want a taste of this?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
You have no idea what you're missing out on.

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you know if you've never tried? Did you lick me when I wasn't looking? That's kinda disturbing, you know.