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As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.
In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.
Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?
[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]
As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.
Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.
And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.
Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.
That isn't too much to ask, is it?
As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.
In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.
Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?
[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]
As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.
Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.
And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.
Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.
That isn't too much to ask, is it?
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Date: 2011-10-11 06:47 am (UTC)Do you like, need me to come over for measurements or something?
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Date: 2011-10-11 10:48 am (UTC)[and he does his best to suck up to Kanaya.]
It'd be pretty hard to, I'm thinkin'. Unless you for some strange reason end up makin' a pretty shitty outfit for me then I'd be killin' everyone with a horrible outfit an' fashion sense. Though considerin' your track record, I don't think that's possible.
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Date: 2011-10-12 05:09 am (UTC)But I suppose it couldn't hurt.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-12 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-12 12:21 pm (UTC)It's possible that I have misquoted but the idea remains the same.
Though no, I suppose that if you were to go on another spree of mass murder it would be an incredibly stylish one.
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Date: 2011-10-12 02:52 pm (UTC)What house you at and how many crazy people live there that I have to watch out for?
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Date: 2011-10-12 05:08 pm (UTC)in house;
Date: 2011-10-14 04:22 am (UTC)Then we have come to an agreement.
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Date: 2011-10-14 09:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-14 09:33 am (UTC)how did i miss this tag... you don't have to continue if you're busy! ;o;
Date: 2011-10-21 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 09:07 am (UTC)1/2
Date: 2011-10-23 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 09:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 10:05 am (UTC)But by troll society, I am odd in multiple ways.
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Date: 2011-10-26 02:45 pm (UTC)