>Kanaya: Confront Gelatinous Menace
Oct. 26th, 2011 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chastesaw*Truth be told, you do not CONFRONT anything.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
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Date: 2011-10-26 07:39 pm (UTC)I've barely been trapped in this gelatinous construct for a microsweep and I'm already well and thoroughly tired of it.
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Date: 2011-10-26 07:55 pm (UTC)Yeah, it really sucks. I mean you sit there minding your own business and the next thing you know you're stuck in some stupid cherry-flavored blob. I'm getting kind of sick of cherry, you know?
... wait, what's a microsweep?
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Date: 2011-10-27 04:31 am (UTC)And a microsweep is, in approximation, roughly the length of one of your earth minutes. Perhaps slightly longer. *And yet, she looks fully human. Go figure.*
Ugh, I don't think I'll ever get this out of my hair.
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Date: 2011-10-27 10:40 pm (UTC)You're not from earth? ... You look pretty human to me.
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Date: 2011-10-28 10:57 am (UTC)But no, I am a troll from the planet Alternia. Hello.
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Date: 2011-10-29 06:11 am (UTC)Seriously? So what do you usually look like?
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Date: 2011-10-29 08:26 am (UTC)Oh, and horns. I have horns.
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Date: 2011-10-30 08:17 am (UTC)But man, that's gotta suck. Bad enough that you're stuck here, but it's an entirely different planet.
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Date: 2011-10-30 10:38 am (UTC)It's not so bad. We haven't been on Alternia in weeks. I find the entire experience rather intriguing, to be honest.
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Date: 2011-10-31 03:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-31 05:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-31 06:17 am (UTC)Ok, so I might end up sounding like a jackass, but... d'you know what sarcasm is?
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Date: 2011-10-31 07:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-31 07:49 am (UTC)Right, well, that thing I said earlier? About this blob thing happening all the time? I was being sarcastic.
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Date: 2011-10-31 10:03 am (UTC)Then you've never had it happen before?
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Date: 2011-11-01 07:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-01 08:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-01 08:37 pm (UTC)Name's Soul, by the way.
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Date: 2011-11-01 08:45 pm (UTC)I think it might be prudent to try and affect an escape from here before it digests us or something else equally unpleasant.
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Date: 2011-11-01 08:54 pm (UTC)Yeaaah, I don't really want to be lunch for a blob of living jello. Short of eating our way out, I'm not sure how to get out of there though. If this stupid town hadn't taken away all of my abilities, this wouldn't be much of a problem. Could've just sliced our way out.
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Date: 2011-11-02 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-02 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
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