>Kanaya: Confront Gelatinous Menace
Oct. 26th, 2011 01:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chastesaw*Truth be told, you do not CONFRONT anything.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
In fact, you are quite happily minding your own business when you are suddenly swept up in the advance of a relentless, amorphous foe.
After a brief moment of struggle and panic, your most base fight-or-flight reflexes dull with the discovery that not only can you breathe in this sticky crimson abductor - if it can indeed be called that - but that it actually doesn't taste half bad when you try to consume it. It's kind of cherry-flavored.
Of course it is slimy and sticky and your outfit is ruined and you are covered in gel and being dragged Gog knows where.
The only solution is to find your nearest fellow captive and complain vigorously.*
Well.
This is unexpected.
And extremely adhesive.
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Date: 2011-10-30 06:41 am (UTC)Perhaps she enjoys the tactile sense or texture.
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Date: 2011-10-30 02:17 pm (UTC)That or orange creamsicle flavor outweighs feathery feeling.
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Date: 2011-10-30 04:53 pm (UTC)Why don't you ask her?
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Date: 2011-10-31 06:11 am (UTC)Yes, I should totally ask her why she licks me, she definitely will not say anything like "because you're so lickable dave!"
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Date: 2011-10-31 10:02 am (UTC)It's entirely possible that she might not.
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Date: 2011-10-31 09:22 pm (UTC)Yeah, who knows. I never know what the hell's gonna come out of her mouth. Besides her tongue, jegus, it's like a wild animal and her mouth is a poor-man's cage, it just keeps escaping and running loose all over the neighborhood and before you know it someone's calling animal control to come put her down.
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Date: 2011-11-01 05:51 am (UTC)I think that simile may have escaped you somewhere along the line, but I understand your point.
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Date: 2011-11-02 01:48 am (UTC)The only thing escaping from anyone's control is Terezi's tongue it probably has a mind of its own and tells her what to do half the time.
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