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grimAuxiliatrix ♍ Kanaya Maryam ([personal profile] chastesaw) wrote2011-10-07 02:06 am

>Kanaya: Offer (And Seek) Helpful Aesthetic Advice

[Phone, Open]

As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.

In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.

Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?

[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]

As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.

Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.

And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.

Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.

That isn't too much to ask, is it?
naicha: fan art | cawaii @ dw (jiayou!)

[personal profile] naicha 2011-10-09 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I'm not so good at coming up with my own designs, but I'll work hard, you know!

[ Since they'll kind of be working together, ] I'm Taiwan! What's your name?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, so you're the only fashionista on your poor aesthetically-impaired planet. Which either means you're awesome or crazy.

Well, if Jade likes what you- wait, no, if Rose likes what you come up with, I'll be willing to maybe let you see if you're awesome enough to cool-guy cloth the pure embodiment of coolness in birdly form.

[identity profile] frilly-filly.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I look forward to working with you!

in house;

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Haa Haa.

You know well. I suppose I cannot deceive you. Mainly because I am not deceiving you at this current point in time.
cullscuttlefish: (just seeing it feels so good)

phone; filtered

[personal profile] cullscuttlefish 2011-10-10 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely. At least we can find some fabric that looks half-decent rather than all bluh. I hope.

We need to show this town what actual fashion looks like.

phone - filtered

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
[If there was one thing he was missing. It was his cape and scarf...]
Well Kan I always did appreciate your taste in fashion. Hopin' you can be fashionin' me somethin' up appropriate to my tastes. Cape an' scarf, the whole nine fathoms.
naicha: fan art | cawaii @ dw (ni hao!)

[personal profile] naicha 2011-10-10 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice to meet you, too, Kanaya! [ oh... her tone gets a little sadder ] No one's ever seen your designs? How come?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's real comforting.

...yeah kinda getting that vibe now that I think of it shit did I just sign up for some kinda gothic psychological fashion statement?

[identity profile] nolongeralpha.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright, cool your jets, take 'em out back and throw them in an ice bath and give them all popsicles, damn, I mean, I've got some troll chick from another planet that was also home to mister flaming ragehole and miss gets-kids-killed-for-fun face who just suggested she's either crazy-awesome or awesome-crazy saying she wants to dress me up, you can see why I might have as many reservations as the Native Americans before Earth exploded.
naicha: fan art | cawaii @ dw (really?)

[personal profile] naicha 2011-10-10 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
They don't? ... I'm sure there must be one other person who likes Kanaya's designs. I mean, that's impossible!

You are now picturing Eridan fighting like Rose from Street Fighter

[identity profile] misterwwizard.livejournal.com 2011-10-10 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't be murderin' the one who's makin' me look good again. Plannin' to stick to my word this time.

Besides can't really be murderin' people with a scarf now can I?

in house;

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Hee Hee.

I leave that up to you to decide. Know that I never lie, of my own choice.

How much do you need?

in house;

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
That seems fair. Do not feel like you need to scrimp and go cheap. I will only allow the finest equipment to be bought with the money I give to you.

[He isn't going to let you bring cheap junk into this fancy house!]

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