>Kanaya: Offer (And Seek) Helpful Aesthetic Advice

[chastesaw]

[Phone, Open]

As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.

In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.

Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?

[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]

As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.

Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.

And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.

Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.

That isn't too much to ask, is it?

Comments

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[ohhhh... Homecoming, it sounds sort of familiar! maybe her classmates had been talking about it.

Terezi can't figure out for the life of her why formal attire would be needed for such a thing, though.]

Well... what is it? Why do we need to dress up?

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he has no idea what the Homecoming thing is.]

Uhhh...why we gotta all be busting out fancy threads just to go back to our hives? And what's wrong with what I'm all wearing now? [the answer is everything, Gamzee...]

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Seriously, all of us?

Gonna help a bird look fly?

[numanstan.livejournal.com]

[He only understood about 25% of the words she used, but he's totally used to that.] Nah, this place's well stupid when it comes to fashion, but what can y'expect from the Stone Age? If y'haven't got anythin' from home yet, makin' somethin' yourself's your best bet.

[naicha]

_{[ Blah blah blah oh there's a question. Something that pings her, too. ]}

Um, no. I have some clothes I can lend you if you need them, though! They're really cute. And you sound like a cute person! _{[ Because Japan talks a teeny tiny bit like her, and Taiwan thinks he's cute. Taiwan thinks everyone is cute... ]}

[frilly-filly.livejournal.com]

I'd be quite happy to take up commissions for you and all of your friends. I believe we spoke over the phone the other day.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

So you're getting into this, too? I wasn't sure if anyone was planning on going.

in house;

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Scratch walks by as she talks on the phone. And well, it's not easy for him to ignore it.]

It is unlikely that you will find clothes that suit your taste. Earth fashion is rather dull and diluted at this point in time, much like the fashion tastes on your planet. Fits with the normally dreary mood of this town.

phone; filtered

[cullscuttlefish]

Oh, Kanaya, that's so sweet of you! I agree, the clothes here are reely boring. I can't find anything in pretty colors.

[And Feferi actually has some color sense and will not put things together that clash!]

phone - filtered

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

[If there was one thing he was missing. It was his cape and scarf...]
Well Kan I always did appreciate your taste in fashion. Hopin' you can be fashionin' me somethin' up appropriate to my tastes. Cape an' scarf, the whole nine fathoms.