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chastesaw[Phone, Open]
As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.
In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.
Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?
[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]
As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.
Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.
And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.
Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.
That isn't too much to ask, is it?
As the days persist and wind on, I become increasingly convinced that my initial theory - that panscrubbed individuals in this town will only wear the most excruciatingly dreary, soporific and otherwise dull accouterments to be found this side of Alternia - is vexingly accurate.
In other words, I have ransacked every last alcove and cranny in this human hive and have found absolutely nothing worth wearing on a day-to-day basis, let alone an event where formal attire is mandated of us.
Do more attractive garments exist anywhere in this town, or will I be forced to take up needle and thread to make them myself if I am to have anything remotely suitable?
[Phone, filtered to Homestuck!Kids and Trolls. And... Davesprite, too. Sure, why the hell not?]
As you all have undoubtedly learned from the gossip and erstwhile scuttlebutt at the schooling block, there is an event called Homecoming scant days away to which we are all expected to attend. Considering certain other events that have transpired in this town, I would normally be wary of such an invitation but from what I have read of this, airquotes, Homecoming, it doesn't seem nearly as ominous or troublesome as it might be.
Actually, I think it could be fun. For all of us.
And given that formal, or at the very least somewhat nice apparel is required of all of us - and also given that I am aware most of you could not possibly give an airborne expletive about your appearance under normal circumstances - I would be more than happy to offer my assistance in the matter.
Really, I would just like to help you all look nice. All of you.
That isn't too much to ask, is it?
in house;
Date: 2011-10-08 08:51 am (UTC)in house;
Date: 2011-10-09 03:50 am (UTC)Your consistent suspicion of me is, dare I say, adorable. There is nothing I want from you and nothing you could give me if I even wanted anything.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-09 07:10 am (UTC)Besides, if I had just blindly accepted I am rather certain you would have mocked me for being so naive and trusting.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-09 10:15 pm (UTC)You know well. I suppose I cannot deceive you. Mainly because I am not deceiving you at this current point in time.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-10 01:46 pm (UTC)But that aside I will accept your offer and offer thanks in return.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-11 04:20 am (UTC)I leave that up to you to decide. Know that I never lie, of my own choice.
How much do you need?
in house;
Date: 2011-10-11 04:50 am (UTC)In other words, I will look into the matter and get back to you.
in house;
Date: 2011-10-11 04:57 am (UTC)[He isn't going to let you bring cheap junk into this fancy house!]
in house;
Date: 2011-10-12 05:10 am (UTC)in house;
Date: 2011-10-14 04:22 am (UTC)Then we have come to an agreement.