>Kanaya: Panic

[chastesaw]

[Phone]

*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.

I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.

It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.

If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.

[Private to Karkat 1338 Benny Road]

*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.

I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.

This has become a very precarious scenario.

*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*

Comments

[cullscuttlefish]

I think that they did. I shore hope so, anyway.

[chastesaw]

I do know for a fact that Terezi and Karkat-- *Oh god switching gears don't spill those beans* --had a wonderful time together.

[cullscuttlefish]

I definitely got that wave off the two of them. [Yeah, she kind of saw them in the middle of sloppy makeouts, too.]

[chastesaw]

...though now that I think back on it, I dimly recall Gamzee supplying the soiree with sopor pies.

I really ought to have followed up on that.

[cullscuttlefish]

Did he? I don't remember seeing them, but I would have followed up myself had I known.

[chastesaw]

I did attempt to explain that it could be potentially toxic to humans in ways trolls would not initially understand. I hope others did not consume it.

[cullscuttlefish]

But Gamzee being Gamzee, well, I doubt he reely understood it. Though I did dance with him and that was nice, to be honest. Reminded me of the Highblood Cotillion a couple of sweeps back...

...and after that I had the punch and things went a little finny.

[chastesaw]

Gamzee can dance? In a manner that is not, say, entirely composing of trodding on your feet?

[cullscuttlefish]

Given the appropriate style of music, yes!

[chastesaw]

I would never have imagined.

...which is his appropriate style?

[cullscuttlefish]

He actually does a pretty glubbing good waltz.

...mind you, you'll need to lead...

[chastesaw]

I think that should go without saying.

[cullscuttlefish]

Haha, you shore are right about that. But it was pretty exciting!