>Kanaya: Panic

[chastesaw]

[Phone]

*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.

I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.

It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.

If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.

[Private to Karkat 1338 Benny Road]

*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.

I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.

This has become a very precarious scenario.

*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*

Comments

phone;

[timetables.livejournal.com]

In other words you got drunk and did something stupid. Got it.

[ not really registering any of the rest sorry. ]

phone;

[echidna]

[ Well it's not like Jade meant to eavesdrop, but Kanaya did call their entire household and all! ]

You kissed someone? Ooh, Kanaya, who?

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

So how many quadrants did you dance in while intoxicated? I was watching other people be stupid, so you gotta fill me in because you know, it's totally important to me or something.

[He didn't see any cops or dead bodies, so he's just gonna assume it was the usual stupid shit THAT IN NO WAY INVOLVES HUMANS, JUST TROLLS, CLEARLY]

[cullscuttlefish]

Definitely agreed on the importance of keeping oneself fashionabubble. It's always best to put your best fin forward!

[Nervous laughter.]

I also agree on the human drinks. I think they do finny things to a troll's head even if said troll is temporarily human.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, fuckholes, everyone hang up! I can't even believe I have to tell you not to listen in on what is obviously meant to be a private conversation.

Go watch the televisual projector for a while, I'm sure you can get your sick fix of rom drama there.

phone

[nomorelosing.livejournal.com]

What do you care about the way everyone dresses? That's not really any of your business.

home;

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[HE HEARD THAT CONFESSION KANAYA.]

Interspecies relations? How exotic.

[grimmdark]

I think people shouldn't really spend more than the bare minimum on their appearance if they don't plan to attend a event that demands so. It's not an excuse to sport deplorable looks though, so maybe I happen to agree halfway with that reasoning; it's not as if I didn't enjoy knowing my appearance is in top notch state.

...h-hi.

[What is awkwardness.]

[stealsluck.livejournal.com]

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaan, did someone have an interesting tiiiiiiime at the dance? Did you get a little too into the atmosphere? Get a little sloppy?