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[Phone]

*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.

I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.

It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.

If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.

[Private to Karkat 1338 Benny Road]

*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.

I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.

This has become a very precarious scenario.

*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*

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Date: 2011-10-20 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
Given that Miss Lalonde seemingly had no plans of even attending before we spoke, I think it is my business indeed. No thanks are necessary.

Haa Haa
Hee Hee
Hoo Hoo.

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Date: 2011-10-20 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
That is true. You both are responsible for the events that occurred. The influence of the human beverages served likely accompanied your fault. Is it such a bad thing?

And I happen to like my laugh.

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Date: 2011-10-21 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
I have already made it my business by talking to you.

[in other words: deal with it.]

You have nothing to worry about. Really, I'm only looking to make sure you don't get out of hand.

home; whoops this is late. sorry.

Date: 2011-10-26 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
Are you sure of that?

What if, by some chance, it did get out of hand. Lets say hypothetically speaking. What would you hypothetically do about it?

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Date: 2011-10-27 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
You would not be open to hypothetical assistance? How hypothetically upsetting.

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Date: 2011-10-29 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
You do not hypothetically trust me? [He makes a small "ah", realizing his mistake.] Oh wait no, that isn't a hypothetical at all. Just a fact.

Not that I give you any reason to trust me.

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Date: 2011-10-29 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
I wouldn't call you a fool.

I would call you a sucker.

[He smiles. What a nice person you know Kanaya.]

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Date: 2011-10-30 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com
Very much so.

I suppose you are no sucker, right? You should be careful with what you say. Words are powerful and measure the difference between a fool and a sucker.

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