>Kanaya: Panic
Oct. 19th, 2011 06:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[Phone]
*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.
I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.
It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.
If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.
[Private toKarkat 1338 Benny Road]
*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.
I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.
This has become a very precarious scenario.
*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*
*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.
I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.
It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.
If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.
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*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.
I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.
This has become a very precarious scenario.
*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*
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Date: 2011-10-19 06:25 pm (UTC)If she were a troll she would be turning dark jade. But she isn't so she's turning red.* I-- I fail to see what business it could possibly be of yours.
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:01 pm (UTC)Haa Haa
Hee Hee
Hoo Hoo.
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:15 pm (UTC)Also, that laughter is remarkably creepy.
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Date: 2011-10-20 05:43 pm (UTC)And I happen to like my laugh.
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Date: 2011-10-21 04:57 am (UTC)I assure you that much is obvious.
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Date: 2011-10-21 09:59 pm (UTC)[in other words: deal with it.]
You have nothing to worry about. Really, I'm only looking to make sure you don't get out of hand.
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Date: 2011-10-22 10:28 am (UTC)Nothing has gotten out of hand. Everything is perfectly within my hand and there is no danger whatsoever of it getting out of there.
home; whoops this is late. sorry.
Date: 2011-10-26 07:13 am (UTC)What if, by some chance, it did get out of hand. Lets say hypothetically speaking. What would you hypothetically do about it?
home; no prob!
Date: 2011-10-26 08:37 am (UTC)On my own.
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Date: 2011-10-27 11:17 pm (UTC)home;
Date: 2011-10-28 02:09 pm (UTC)From one who I would hypothetically trust.
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Date: 2011-10-29 05:57 am (UTC)Not that I give you any reason to trust me.
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Date: 2011-10-29 08:19 am (UTC)If I did trust you, you would call me a fool. And you would be right.
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Date: 2011-10-29 09:42 pm (UTC)I would call you a sucker.
[He smiles. What a nice person you know Kanaya.]
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Date: 2011-10-30 06:16 am (UTC)home;
Date: 2011-10-30 07:47 am (UTC)I suppose you are no sucker, right? You should be careful with what you say. Words are powerful and measure the difference between a fool and a sucker.