>Kanaya: Panic

[chastesaw]

[Phone]

*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.

I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.

It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.

If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.

[Private to Karkat 1338 Benny Road]

*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.

I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.

This has become a very precarious scenario.

*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*

Comments

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[timetables.livejournal.com]

In other words you got drunk and did something stupid. Got it.

[ not really registering any of the rest sorry. ]

phone;

[chastesaw]

I did not say that.

phone;

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Then are you saying you didn't?

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[echidna]

[ Well it's not like Jade meant to eavesdrop, but Kanaya did call their entire household and all! ]

You kissed someone? Ooh, Kanaya, who?

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[chastesaw]

...what.

Jade Harley I am actually fairly certain that I did not intimate, inform, or otherwise tell anything of that sort to you.

I have not kissed anybody at all and certainly not at the hiveapproaching event.

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[echidna]

But that's what you just said.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

So how many quadrants did you dance in while intoxicated? I was watching other people be stupid, so you gotta fill me in because you know, it's totally important to me or something.

[He didn't see any cops or dead bodies, so he's just gonna assume it was the usual stupid shit THAT IN NO WAY INVOLVES HUMANS, JUST TROLLS, CLEARLY]

[chastesaw]

I can assure you that I participated in no quadrant dances of any kind whatsoever in the entirety of the night and anyway that really was not even the main point of my missive to the town.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

That's okay, it was the only part that wasn't boring.

I notice you didn't deny getting smashed, you might as well just admit you made out with someone you regret now.

[cullscuttlefish]

Definitely agreed on the importance of keeping oneself fashionabubble. It's always best to put your best fin forward!

[Nervous laughter.]

I also agree on the human drinks. I think they do finny things to a troll's head even if said troll is temporarily human.

[chastesaw]

You too, Feferi? I wonder just how many of us consumed that strange elixir.

[cullscuttlefish]

Yeah, me too. I just wanted to get somefin to drink and it smelled good, so I didn't glubbing think anything was wrong with it till my head started feeling all bubbly...

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, fuckholes, everyone hang up! I can't even believe I have to tell you not to listen in on what is obviously meant to be a private conversation.

Go watch the televisual projector for a while, I'm sure you can get your sick fix of rom drama there.

[chastesaw]

...excuse me, Karkat?

That seems rather inappropriate at a time like this.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I wasn't talking to you, I just wanted to make sure none of those nosy fucks were still sniffing around on the line.

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[nomorelosing.livejournal.com]

What do you care about the way everyone dresses? That's not really any of your business.

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[chastesaw]

It's true that it isn't my business, but I don't see anything wrong in offering advice and/or encouragement.

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[nomorelosing.livejournal.com]

No one likes a busybody, and besides, it makes you come across as superficial. There are more important things than your appearance. [says the guy who obsesses over his on a daily basis.]

home;

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[HE HEARD THAT CONFESSION KANAYA.]

Interspecies relations? How exotic.

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[chastesaw]

*Oh god the one person she didn't want hearing that.

If she were a troll she would be turning dark jade. But she isn't so she's turning red.* I-- I fail to see what business it could possibly be of yours.

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Given that Miss Lalonde seemingly had no plans of even attending before we spoke, I think it is my business indeed. No thanks are necessary.

Haa Haa
Hee Hee
Hoo Hoo.

[grimmdark]

I think people shouldn't really spend more than the bare minimum on their appearance if they don't plan to attend a event that demands so. It's not an excuse to sport deplorable looks though, so maybe I happen to agree halfway with that reasoning; it's not as if I didn't enjoy knowing my appearance is in top notch state.

...h-hi.

[What is awkwardness.]

[chastesaw]

I. Well, I disagree naturally, but.

Hello.

[stealsluck.livejournal.com]

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaan, did someone have an interesting tiiiiiiime at the dance? Did you get a little too into the atmosphere? Get a little sloppy?

[chastesaw]

*Wonderful. Exactly the troll she wanted to hear from.* ...yes, Vriska, I believe that "interesting" would be a rather apt term for the event, wouldn't you say?

And engaging human atmospheres notwithstanding, I am never sloppy.