>Kanaya: Panic
Oct. 19th, 2011 06:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.
I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.
It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.
If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.
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*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.
I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.
This has become a very precarious scenario.
*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*
*Kanaya's voice sounds as precise and collected as ever... for the most part. If someone knows her very, very well they might be able to hear that she's speaking slightly faster than normal.* Hello, everybody.
I hope that the adolescent populace (and perhaps some of the adults as well) enjoyed themselves at the hiveapproaching soiree this past weekend, and that they all learned valuable lessons whether personal or otherwise. For example, I am now aware that it is in poor judgment to trust human beverages no matter how sweet and fruitlike they may smell.
It was heartening to see the combined attendees make some attempt at "cleaning up," so to speak, and I would like to remind you all that there is no reason to cease caring about your appearance simply because there is no formal event to attend. This may have been a good start but I dearly hope that you will all continue going forward.
If you need sound advice on the matter I will gladly render it.
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*And here, Kanaya sounds more outright distressed.* Karkat? Karkat, are you there? I believe I have found myself in a rather severe dilemma and I'm not altogether certain how to proceed.
I can't really offer any explanations for my thoughts at the time, if I was in fact thinking anything at all, but I kissed her. Momentarily. For a brief fleeting instant that might as well not have existed except that I am positive it did.
This has become a very precarious scenario.
*Kanaya believes she has just phoned Karkat. She has, in fact, phoned his entire house.*
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Date: 2011-10-19 04:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-19 04:47 pm (UTC)[Nope. There were definitely no stupid drunk sloppy makeouts going on with her. Never. Absolutely unthinkabubble.]
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Date: 2011-10-19 05:15 pm (UTC)*...dammit Fef, who?*
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Date: 2011-10-19 05:30 pm (UTC)[She's not telling. BESIDES EVERYONE WAS EITHER DRUNK, OFF DANCING ELSEWHERE, HAVING THEIR OWN SLOPPY MAKEOUTS, OR NOT THERE ANYMORE by the time said makeouts totally didn't happen. With someone she definitely shouldn't have had them with. SHUT UP SHE WAS DRUNK.]
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Date: 2011-10-19 06:19 pm (UTC)*Did you kiss Tavros, Feferi?
Did you kiss ERIDAN???*
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Date: 2011-10-19 06:36 pm (UTC)[...no, she didn't kiss Tavros. She didn't kiss Sollux. WHY WOULD SHE KISS ANYONE GEEZ WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS KISSING WHICH DEFINITELY DID NOT HAPPEN WHY IS EVERYONE SAYING IT DID]
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Date: 2011-10-19 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-10-20 04:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 04:35 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 04:52 pm (UTC)I really ought to have followed up on that.
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Date: 2011-10-20 04:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 05:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-20 07:04 pm (UTC)...and after that I had the punch and things went a little finny.
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Date: 2011-10-21 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-21 02:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-21 02:24 pm (UTC)...which is his appropriate style?
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Date: 2011-10-21 02:28 pm (UTC)...mind you, you'll need to lead...
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Date: 2011-10-21 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-10-23 06:09 pm (UTC)